Vagazzle?

  OK sorry I can’t leave this alone and come up with something more profound

 Vagazzle? You’ve got to be kidding me…..

Now I am usually extremely open minded and probably couldn’t find prudish with a GPS but for some reason this one has my attention and I am not sure if it’s in a good way.

I was surfing around and found a George Lopez show clip with Jennifer Love Hewitt chatting casually about how after a break-up a friend of hers helped her by putting swarovski crystals on her “vajayjay” (her words not mine) She then said her lady parts looked like a disco ball. Now I am all about people embracing their sexy side, but telling George Lopez (and about a gillion other people) that you have a crystal palace between your thighs is a tad over the top.

Curious me wants to know how this conversation came up. Possible Scenario…..

JLH “I’m so depressed”

Mystery Friend “ Jeez Jen I feel so bad for you”

JLH “My life is like totally over”

Mystery Friend “I bet even your Vag is depressed”

JLH “Yup pretty dismal”

Mystery Friend “I have just the thing!”

JLH “What is it?

Mystery Friend “Let’s Vagazzle you!”

Is it me or does it seem like the friend was looking for a plausible excuse to be up close and personal with JLH’s Lovely Lady? Somehow a “stolen” video tape of this mystery friend gluing crystals to JLH’s palace isn’t a stretch is it?

Just sayin….

2 thoughts on “Vagazzle?

  1. Tess says:

    Ha Ha! What kind of tool would you use for that! Maybe she can pitch it on the Home Shopping Network. I could see the infomercial now.

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